***This article will contain spoilers for Rogue One***
“That was a really good film. The ending was great!”
As the bloke two rows in front finished the longest spiel of his life and got up to leave, I knew I was fucked.
Because I was always going to write this Rogue One review.
And I thought it was a bit shit.
It wasn’t irredeemable – it had some pretty shots, some almost believable CGI people, and even made me laugh once or twice. However, it failed at so many hurdles that, come the intermission (Louth cinema is old and cute, with a halfway break for ice cream), I knew my mind was made up.… [continue reading]