GundeadliGne Review: The Most Fun You Can Have With An Epileptic Seizure

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Some of my first memories of gaming come from wandering into an arcade on Cleethorpes seafront; a crappy little run of buildings spanning both sides of the pier, discordantly bleating out Oh,ย My Darling Clementine to the clank of small change hitting metal and the very occasional cry of joy over aย 5p toy being spat out after ยฃ15 was force fed into one of the top chutes.

Amongst the mechanical 2p thieves and bullshit crane machines a lifelong hobby was born. The obligatory House Of The Dead box towered imposingly,ย scaring my 7-year-old self into steering clear of the thing entirely, so that just left a single stick, top-down bullet hell title which had your helicopter shooting down waves of military tech.…   [continue reading]