Glitching Through a Forest Biome, Minding Your Own Business on Day One

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So, you’re glitching through the freshly generated hillsides of a Forest Biome, and out of nowhere you hear this weird groaning sound. Spinning around, you go from standing to crouching to standing, checking whether you’re being Hunted, but before you know, there’s Putrid Girl and you better believe it because she’s letting out Preset Groan #2. “What the fuck did you just say to me?”, you respond, getting really indignant at this point. She’s making a mathematically direct path towards you. You’re pulling out Wooden Club.

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